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Israel’s Spy Vultures Have U.S. Worried About Suicide Pigeons
Okay… maybe not, but once the news of the Saudi Arabia’s successful capture of Israel’s spy vultures makes its way to the geniuses at the Department of Homeland Security it’s only a matter a time...
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South Carolina School Foils Columbinesque Attack
Ashley Smithwick, the mastermind behind the near fatal stabbing spree. Officials of the Lee County school system have announced the foiling of a Columbinesque massacre and the arrest of budding mass...
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American Jihadist Expelled from Islam
Emerson Begolly photographed while shopping for pork chops online. Emerson Begolly, an American jihadist recently arrested for assaulting a pair of FBI officials, has found himself expelled from his...
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Burlington Police Foil Terrorist Plot
Here we have the suspect and his deadly assault umbrella. Quick! Everyone call the Burlington Police. Got a bowling ball you think might be a bomb? See a large pipe you think might be a bazooka? Hey,...
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Child Pornographer Arrests “Terrorist Clown”
Don't you rest easier at night knowing that I'm “hard” at work keeping your kiddies safe? In a stunning turn of events the “heroic” Transportation Security Agency officer that arrested a terrorist...
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EHMSNBC Exclusive: Footage of Osama bin Laden’s Death
He's dead, Jim. We think.In an EHMSNBC exclusive, we have the video footage of Osama bin Laden’s execution by Navy Seals. The Terrorist is Dead by ehmunro
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France Mulls Afghan Withdrawal, Afghans Surprised to Learn They’re There
Général de Brigade Paul Bocuse, the most decorated officer in the history of the Brigade de Cuisine With the United States’ announcement of Osama bin Laden’s death (see our exclusive video footage of...
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TSA Officially Denounces Texas and “Fourthers”
“If I ever get my hands on Blogger Bob I'm putting the smackdown on that bitch.”Today the TSA gave an official response to the State of Texas after the Texas House of Representatives passed a bill that...
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Department of Homeland Security Announces Jihad on Pornography
If you find this photo arousing then you may be a terrorist. The Department of Homeland Security has announced a new initiative in its prosecution in the war on terror. In an exclusive interview with...
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Perry Clashes with Paul “Of course they hate us for our freedom!”
"The governor of Texas don't fire blanks, boys, he's always cocked and fully loaded!" In the Republican debate Monday night presidential candidates Rick Perry, Ron Paul and others clashed over the...
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